The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.