Inventor jokes
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP π
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
βRIPβ Cai Lun.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!