Inventor

Inventor Jokes

Autocorrect

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

Umbrella

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

News

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP πŸ˜”

Blowjob

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

Zero

You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!

Bell

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?

He won the No Bell Prize!

Chair

When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

Shovel

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

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