Inhalation jokes

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?

"You take my breath away..."

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.