Inhalation jokes

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?

"You take my breath away..."

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.