Inhalation jokes

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?

"You take my breath away..."

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!