Inhalation jokes
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
When you breathe.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
You are in the airway, how funny!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Community talk
I swear, if Explainbear says 'smoothbrain' one more time im going to inhale my calculator
Inhales deeply
funny story about yesterday ( true )
a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...
i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW