I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
