Inhalation jokes

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.