Outfield jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."