Outfield jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.