Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base”
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.