Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base”
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
