Softball jokes

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Why did the police go to a baseball game?

Because a player stole the base.

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;