Softball jokes
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
What is baseball?
Baseball is awesome!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
