Softball jokes
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
