Indian kid jokes
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.