Indian kid jokes

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.