Indian kid jokes

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?