Impediment jokes

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!