Impediment jokes

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!