Impediment jokes

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"