Immunodeficiency jokes

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"