Immunodeficiency jokes

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

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