Imaginary Number jokes

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.