II Jokes

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

Hi! I’m going back home.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.

Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.

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