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II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.

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R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜”πŸ₯Ί ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.