Idiocy jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

Imagine being autistic idiots.

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!

I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!