Iceman jokes
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.