Ice Storm jokes
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.