What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
