Houdini

Houdini jokes

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

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