Hot Wheels Jokes

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.