Hot Wheels jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.