Hot Wheels jokes

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.