Hot Girls jokes

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.