They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Horror Movies Jokes
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
