A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up