Homer jokes

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.