Homer jokes

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.