Homer jokes

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.