Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.