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I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.