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Home Button Jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Orphan

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Orphan

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

iPhone

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Orphan

Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.

Orphan

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they can't find the home button.

Orphan

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Phone

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Orphan

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.