What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.