Hole in one jokes
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.