Holder jokes

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.