Hoisin Sauce jokes

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."