Hoisin Sauce jokes

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?