Hobbit jokes

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.