Hobbit jokes

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.