Hobbit jokes
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Well shit.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
