Hobbit jokes
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Well shit.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
