What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
"Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. "
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
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