Himself jokes

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

How were tire swings made?

A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.

What's the difference between you and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.