Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
hi hello hello ello
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
Helllo. What can I get you a knife mustard Marella gorilla
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
hi bye
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging
Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
Hi I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee
hi, my name is moo what is yours moo
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi