A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
HI Jokes
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Hi, bye.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
