HI jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Memes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!