What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
