Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
HI Jokes
Hi, son.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
