HI jokes
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.