What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
HI Jokes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Hi, I am Bill.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
