Heterosexual male jokes

Glory Hole

  • How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

    Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

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    Cocksucker

  • Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.

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  • Man

  • What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 馃捀

    cock teaser

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  • Crime

  • What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

    A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

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    Male

  • Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

    suck a big cock.

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  • Brojob

  • Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

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  • Fellatio

  • Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

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    Man

  • How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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  • Anilingus

  • What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

    If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

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  • Heterosexual men

  • Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

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