Heterosexual male jokes

Glory Hole

  • How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

    Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

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  • Cocksucker

  • Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.

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  • Man

  • What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 馃捀

    cock teaser

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  • Crime

  • What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

    A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

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  • Male

  • Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

    suck a big cock.

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  • Brojob

  • Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

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  • Fellatio

  • Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

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  • Man

  • How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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  • Anilingus

  • What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

    If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

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  • Blowjob

  • Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

    Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

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