Heterosexual male jokes

Crime

  • What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

    A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

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    Glory Hole

  • How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

    Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

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  • Cocksucker

  • Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.

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  • Man

  • What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 馃捀

    cock teaser

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    Male

  • Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

    suck a big cock.

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