Her jokes

Santa

    • A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

    Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

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    • Taco

    • One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

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    • Rape

    • Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

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    • Police

    • The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

    He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

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    • Spaghetti

    • My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

    You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

    Candy

    • Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

    Momma

    • Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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    • Jack

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

    Silly Jill forgot her pill,

    And now there's little Frankey.

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