Hepatitis C jokes
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
