Hepatitis C jokes

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.

The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."