Helium dog jokes

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it off...