Height requirement jokes
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I'm Tall.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...