Height requirement jokes

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.