Heal All jokes

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.

Now we wait.

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.