Headlamp jokes
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Community talk
What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.