Hay Fever jokes
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.