Hay Fever jokes

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.