do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
so there was a reason why I hated math I suck at proplem solving
your hairline is so far back that i hate it🤣
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: nooo don’t leave me catch me ahhh
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didn’t catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u
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A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
dad i hate you
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What store does a Orphan hate
Family tree
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
