If 9-11 happened again I am want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
