What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
What happens when the twin towers breathe they collapse like a orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa