Hang-up jokes
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
